DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Hoodie Homo sapiens In the face of impossible

In the face of impossible odds

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which melted down countless bronze guns after the fall of the Alamo

Even when a cure for syphilis became available

DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Hoodie Homo sapiens In the face of impossibleDOGE might be the bureaucratic equivalent of your group chats boozy late night hot takes: bold, ambitious, yet utterly toothlessa self proclaimed advisory council with all the power of a kitten meowing at a thunderstorm. Butand its a big butwhat if someone actually took those ideas seriously? Acted on them? The result would be nothing short of a libertarian fever dream come to life: a roaring utopia of freedom, prosperity, and unfiltered badassery